Look at our little Cora Apple time traveling.

tomas202020:

Pew Pew via:  Laser Parade - Carlala and the Funk

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Episode 32- A New Hope: Kimmy Gatewood and Joe Saunders

We are so excited to have the delightful Kimmy Gatewood (The Apple Sisters) and party boy Joe Saunders (@saundersjoe) on the podcast to discuss the recent Star Wars announcement. (If you haven’t heard LucasFilm has been bought by Disney, who plans on releasing Episodes 7,8 and 9 in 2015, 2017 and 2019, respectively.) Kimmy shares her impression of Owen Wilson as Chewbacca, we create a Woody Allen directed Star Wars movie and we find out what the voice actor of Jar Jar Binks is up to now. There is also talk of Wreck-It Ralph, 9 to 5 and the forgotten 1986 classic Mr. Boogidy.

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Theme song by March Fourth Marching Band and Robin Jackson.

listen to our darling cora blabbing about talkies.

paulftompkins:

Friends! The THRILLING ADVENTURE HOUR concert film is almost a reality! With mere hours left in the kickstarter campaign, we need only $5,000 more to fund the movie!

Hey. I try not to play this card too often. But I give you A LOT of entertainment for free. So even if you have no idea what the…

These fellas are the bee’s knees and beyond!  You could run a 5K or just donate that much!

Happy Birthday to our sassy middle sister, Candy Apple!  Ladies, she’s all ears for your birthday wishes (as well as eyes, nose, and mouth). 

We immediately alerted our friends and colleagues about this bad guy earlier this week.  We wanted out in case of some tiny REMOTE chance that any of fans would pay for this hack awards scam.  Don’t ever pay for an awards show (unless your Harvey Weinsten and want to promote our movie)  Just so you know, we came all the way from 1943 to fight this guy - and even by 1943 Axis of Evil standards, this guy is BAD.

paulftompkins:

The worst part of this? My podcast wasn’t even considered worthy of scamming! - Paul

jakefogelnest:

Click here to read a “nomination” letter I received informing me my podcast has been “selected” to “win” an LA Comedy “Award.” Basically, it’s a “bringer” show with an Internet twist. There’s an article on Splitsider today which explains it perfectly:

If you’re an avid internet comedy fan you may have come across the website for the LA Comedy Awards, an awards show that hands out prizes to stand-ups, podcasts, films, and internet videos, but the whole awards show charges people to participate, allowing entrants to basically buy themselves into an awards show that isn’t a real thing in the first place. Entrants are charged anywhere between $0.99 and $19 to submit their material, and people are even charged to vote, which is completely absurd. It’s all a despicable, low-rent scheme aimed at naive young comedians, taking advantage of their hopes and dreams by promising a big flashy awards show, red carpet interviews, and the chance to add a (phony) award to their resumes if they donate enough money. The LA Comedy Awards website features logos for respected comedy entities like Funny or Die and The Onion as if they sponsor the show when they clearly have nothing to do with it. So, if you’re a young comedy person thinking of entering your stand-up set/podcast/video into this contest think again because it’s the awards show equivalent of a “bringer show” for stand-ups, and an LA Comedy Award is just something some guy made up to take money from gullible comedy novices.

I contacted the guy behind this horseshit and asked him to remove me from his voting scheme. He refused to comply. GREAT, now I get to have fun on the Internet railing against a bullshit subhuman!

He’s nominated my show and many others for “free” in an attempt to build credibility to his completely invented fucktarded awards show. I am sure he will take a generous “Producer” fee to pay rent on his undoubtedly gross apartment in Redondo Beach. 

There is no way in the world anyone would be dumb enough to pay 99¢ to vote for this garbage, but the very idea of my name being associated with it is toilet trash on a level I can’t even comprehend. So if this guy wouldn’t privately respect that I wanted no part of this, fine. He’s thanked me for the “free publicity.” I say, let him have it. Congratulations, fuckbag! Now everyone knows you’re a parasite! 

(via paulftompkins)

Three Merry Murderers by The Apple Sisters

Get SPOOKY with the Apple Sisters

THIS Monday in Los Angeles!

Get your $10 tickets now while they are still available 

Los Angeles, CA

Monday, October 29th at 8pm - “Ghouls Night Out” - Buy Tix

with Chris Smith (Paranormal Activity 3), BJ Gallagher (Dad Show), Eliza Skinner (Fashion Police), Rebecca Smith (New Girl), Lauren McCarthy (Exit Wounds), & Jen Oundjian (Burroughs)

$10 early bird, $15 General Admission

Door at 7:30, Beer/Wine Cash Bar

The Elephant Lab:  Lillian Theatre

(6322 Santa Monica Boulevard, LA, CA 90038)

Tickets can be purchased online at

Brown Paper Tickets 

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paulftompkins:

EPISODE 22 of The Pod F. Tompkast features a sketch that contains President Obama But Not Really, Stage Manager Pete, Sinterklaas, and A Little Girl Who Grew Up In Dreamland.

Photos: Liezl Estipona again.

I am pleased as punch and punched as please to have been on my very favorite podcast again.

Look, listen, and enjoy.  In that order please.

paulftompkins:

AVAILABLE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT:

THE POD F. TOMPKAST Episode 22

Not only is Comedy Bang! Bang! host Scott Aukerman summoned to The Internet, there is also a sketch featuring Superego’s Matt Gourley, The Big Bang Theory’s John Ross Bowie, The Apple Sisters’ Kimmy Gatewood, and Young Adult’s Patton Oswalt. Plus: The Great Undiscovered Project in a hot-air balloon.

I bet now you wish it was already available.

Lookee at Cora!  Er…Listen to Cora!

don’t we look fancy?